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Monkey Bar Menu

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Menu Monkey Bar-1

Crew Friendly

Chips And Salsa
$8.00
roasted warm salsa and cilantro avocado cream sauce served with scratch-made tortilla chips
Nachos
$13.00
fresh tortilla chips topped with queso, cheddar, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, and guacamole
Quesadillas
$12.00
CHICKEN FAJITA, GROUND BEEF, or SHRIMP fajita with monterey jack, cheddar, bell peppers, and onions in a flour tortilla served with pico de gallo and sour cream
Chicharonnes
$6.00
scratch-made seasoned friend pork skins
Hush Puppies
$8.00
jalapeno and corn hush puppies served with scratch-made roumelade
Catfish Or Shrimp Basket
$15.00
fried catfish bites or shrimp with fries and hush puppies served with tartar and cocktail sauce
Southwest Egg Rolls
$10.00
Wings
$13.00
Fried or Grilled wings DRY RUB, LEMON PEPPER or BUFFALO served with Ranch or Blue Cheese
Buffalo Shrimp
$13.00
fried shrimp tossed in a buffalo sauce served over a bed of onion strings with RANCH or BLUE CHEESE
Blackened Jalapenos
$14.00
grilled jalapenos with crab stuffing and monterey jack cheese
Pretzels
$7.00
Fried Mushrooms
$9.00
fried portobello mushroom spears served with horseradish aioli
Mini Corn Dogs
$7.00
hot dogs sliced, battered, and fried served with scratch-made honey mus- tard
Parmesan Zucchini Sticks
$9.00
panko-crusted zucchini sticks tossed in a lemon pepper parmesan and served with ranch
Meatballs
$10.00
scratch-made meatballs with spicy mar- inara and garlic toast
Mozzarella Sticks
$9.00
mozzarella sticks hand battered and fried served with spicy marinara
Fried "Damn Dill Pickles"
$10.00
HABANERO or SPICY GARLIC sandwich sliced pickles served with ranch
Boudin Egg Rolls
$10.00
Fries
$5.00
Tater Tots
$5.00
Pork Eggrolls
$10.00
Onion Strings
$5.00
Chicken Finger Basket
$13.00

Scratchwiches

Hamburger
$11.00
steakhouse burger patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, and “damn dill pickles” on scratch-made bun
Mushroom Swiss Burger
$13.00
steakhouse burger patty with sauteed mushrooms and swiss cheese, lettuce, to- mato, “damn dill pickles” and onion strings on scratch-made roll
Little Piggy
$14.00
/ ground pork/ground beef patty topped with scratch bacon, habanero jack cheese, “damn dill pickles”, onion strings, onion bacon relish, and BBQ aioli on scratch-made roll
Double Dog
$8.00
Nathan’s hot dogs on scratch-made bun chili cheese, jalapeno, and onion
Chili Dog
$11.00
Nathan’s hot dogs on scratch-made bun chili cheese, jalapeno, and onion
The Skinny Chicken
$14.00
grilled chicken breast, avocado, and swiss with lettuce, tomato, and onion, dry on scratch-made choice of bread
The Harv
$15.00
fried chicken breast with cheddar cheese, scratch bacon, honey mustard, and BBQ sauce on a scratch-made loaf
Grilled Cheese
$13.00
cheddar, swiss, and american cheeses, beefsteak tomatoes, and scratch bacon served on scratch-made RYE, WHITE, or WHEAT bread
BLT
$12.00
scratch bacon, lettuce, and tomato on scratch-made WHITE, or WHEAT bread
Club
$15.50
smoked turkey, baked ham, scratch ba- con, swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato with mayonnaise on scratch-made WHITE, or WHEAT bread
Rueben
$17.00
your choice of CORNED BEEF or PAS- TRAMI with russian dressing, sau- erkraut, and swiss on scratch-made jewish deli rye bread served with “damn dill pickles”
Jenni's Cubano
$14.00
mojo pork, ham, swiss, “damn dill pick- les, and yellow mustard on a scratch- made loaf
Po Boy
$17.00
your choice of CATFISH or SHRIMP with “damn dill pickles”, cabbage, tomato, and spicy aioli on a scratch-made loaf
Parmigiana
$16.00
your choice of CHICKEN or MEATBALLS with marinara and mozzarella served on a scratch-made loaf
The Nola
$15.00
A muffuletta- ham, salami, capicola, provolone, and mozzarella with an olive tampenade and a touch of mayo and mustard on a scratch toasted loaf

Soups and Salads

Caesar Salad
$8.00
romaine lettuce with scratch-made caesar dressing
Chili Bowl
$9.00
scratch-made beef chili topped with cheddar, onions, and jalapenos
Chili Cup
$5.00
scratch-made beef chili topped with cheddar, onions, and jalapenos
Gumbo Bowl
$9.00
Gumbo Cup
$5.00
House Salad Lg
$8.00
mixed greens with shredded carrots, cucumbers, heirloom tomatoes, shred- ded cheddar, and croutons
House Salad Sm
$4.00
mixed greens with shredded carrots, cucumbers, heirloom tomatoes, shred- ded cheddar, and croutons
Tomato Basil Bowl
$9.00
Tomato Basil Cup
$5.00

Tacos

Blackened Fish Or Shrimp ()
$9.00
with pico, chimichurri slaw, and chipo- tle aioli on corn tortillas
Carnitas Or Brisket()
$8.00
with cilantro, onions, and BBQ aioli on corn tortillas
Fried Chicken And Bacon()
$8.00
with pico, shredded cheese, and BBQ aioli on flour tortillas
Fajita Chicken ()
$8.00

Pizza

" NY Style
$11.00
" The Goomba
$16.00
prosciutto, capicola, salami, & pepperoni
" The Garden
$13.00
fresh mozzarella,bell peppers, tomatoes, onion, mushrooms, & olives
" Meat A Ball
$15.00
homemade meatballs and fresh garlic
" Kitchen Sink
$17.00
pepperoni, sausage,
Stromboli
$13.00
onions, peppers, black olives, pepperoni and sausage
Calzone Cheese
$12.00
Cheese-ricotta, mozzarella, or parmesan
Calzone Cheese And Meat
$14.00
Cheese-ricotta, mozzarella, or parmesan Meat-Pepperoni or Sausage
NY Cheese Slice
$3.50

Add On's

Bacon
$1.50
Carmalized Onion
$1.00
Cheese
$1.00
Chili
$1.50
Fried Egg
$1.50
Grilled Onions
$0.50
Jalapenos
$0.50
Onion Ring Topper()
$1.00
Side Of Queso
$1.00
Side Of Salsa
$1.00
Jalapeno Ranch
$0.50
Sweet N Spicy
$0.50
Ranch
$0.50
SM Queso
$5.00
LG Queso
$7.00

Special's

Cheeseburger Special
$8.99
Wing Special
$6.50

If you’re in the mood for a diverse, flavorful menu, Monkey Bar is the place to be. Whether you’re just looking for a snack or a hearty meal, the menu is packed with a variety of mouthwatering options.

Start your meal with some Crew Friendly favorites, like the crispy Chips and Salsa, or go for the loaded Nachos – topped with all the goodness you can imagine. The Quesadillas are a great choice for those craving a cheesy, flavorful bite, while Chicharrones and Hush Puppies bring a satisfying crunch to your appetizer lineup.

For the burger lovers, the Scratchwiches section offers the perfect fix. Try the classic Hamburger or indulge in the Mushroom Swiss Burger, which combines savory mushrooms with creamy Swiss cheese. For something a bit different, the Little Piggy Double Dog and Chili Dog are both guaranteed to please, with rich flavors and hearty portions.

Looking for something lighter? The Soups and Salads section has you covered with a fresh Caesar Salad, or you can warm up with a Chili Bowl or Gumbo Bowl. The Chili Cup and Gumbo Cup are perfect for those who want a smaller portion but still want that comforting, flavorful kick.

If tacos are your thing, Monkey Bar offers several irresistible options: Blackened Fish or Shrimp, Carnitas or Brisket, Fried Chicken and Bacon, and Fajita Chicken. Each taco is packed with bold flavors, making every bite a delightful experience.

And let’s not forget about the pizzas. From the classic NY Style to unique choices like The Goomba and The Kitchen Sink, the pizzas at Monkey Bar cater to all tastes. Don’t miss the Meat A Ball pizza, a fan favorite.

For those who like to add a little extra to their meal, the Add On’s menu features Bacon, Caramelized Onion, Cheese Chili, and Fried Egg to take your dish to the next level.

Lastly, the Specials like the Cheeseburger Special and Wing Special are not to be missed, offering an unbeatable combination of flavors at great prices.

Whether you’re here for a quick bite or a full meal, Monkey Bar’s menu is sure to satisfy all your cravings.

Monkey Bar

Monkey Bar: A vibrant pub and sports bar in Kemah, TX offering a diverse menu and lively atmosphere. Enjoy delicious scratch-made dishes like the Hamburger Steakhouse Burger and Quesadillas. With friendly staff, live music, and happy hour specials, Monkey Bar is a must-visit spot for a fun night out. Contact us at (281) 334-7800.

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